What Will She Goes As?
It was not lost on anyone
that the baby was due to be
born near Halloween:
WHAT WILL SHE GO AS?
We made a list of iconic
infants: Moses in the rushes;
manger Jesus; baby Jessica,
slipped down a well in '87,
rescued on live TV. Some
people credit the Gulf
War Scud with commencing
the age of cable news, but
it was Baby Jessica, no
contest. Even so, I prefer
the Lindbergh Baby.
Both parents could dress as
Lindbergh: matching
leather jackets and flap hats
with appended glasses,
bomber brown. This costume
works the best if the baby
is nowhere to be found.